No Carbs

This diet is going to be the death of me- low carbs, bread with bits in, no bloody biscuits. Still I potter on and am trying to get back into writing for magazines, but it's proving difficult, even though I did it for years. If it wasn't for these showers of bastards that call themselves servants of the people we wouldn't be in this mess. Have a look at a John Martin picture, mainly because I like him but because I'd like to stick the MPs there-