Worst swear word

Think of the worst swear word you use and apply it to inaccurate websites. Got to the town, parked and ready to go: straight towards darkness and locked doors! The Laing was closed. 

They might be inaccurate but not deliberately misleading. Got a video last night that was supposed to be a story of warring parents that deteriorated into total chaos and violence. Get that swear word ready-they didn't even say that. Gave up and started watching Goon